Chuckle Factor : The Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra Seeks Canine Professional Musicians

Healthy Living

Symphony Hires Professional Dog Musicians

• Lisa Spector
• May 21, 2014

Wanted: Canine Professional Musicians

Qualifications: Must be able to bark on cue with impeccable timing and be quiet when not working

Compensation: Your choice of your favorite treat paid with every bark delivered on time
Attire: Must be willing to work naked
Optional Clothing: Necklace
Bonus: Ability to bow on cue at end of performance

The Pittsburgh Symphony has gone to the dogs, literally. Resident conductor Fawzi Haimor recently auditioned ten dogs for a rare performance of Leopold Mozart’s Hunting Horn Symphony. You can watch the entertaining auditions in the video below.

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Chuckle Factor : A cat in New Zealand brought hime a gift for it's guardian. Instead of a dead bird or mouse it left a bag of weed at the front door!

 

Cat delivers bag of weed to his owner

Published time: May 22, 2014 13:14
Edited time: May 23, 2014 13:25

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A cat in New Zealand has behaved in a very un-feline manner, bringing his owner a bag of marijuana and leaving it at the door. Police are now praising the furry friend for possibly helping them secure a drug bust as they dust the bag for prints.
Local police say they are very impressed with the deed.
''You hear of cats bringing dead birds and rats home, but certainly in my career I've never seen anything like this before," Sergeant Reece Munro told the local Otago Daily Times. “I guess you never know who’s keeping you honest these days, do you?”

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Chuckle Factor : If You Ever Feel Stupid, Just Look At What These 30 People Did. You’ll Feel Better…Trust Me.

November 22, 2013 Entertainment

Every now and then, everyone has brain farts. You forget how to make change, you misspell the word “definitely” or maybe you just wore mismatched socks. But these people all took that to a brand new level. Maybe I’m being a little bit harsh, but…probably not.

1. No… just… no.

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2. That’s not what those are for.

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3. Please stop using the Internet. GO AWAY.

4. You know, they have a word for that.

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5. That’s NOT what you should have been correcting. Just FYI.

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6. Nice try, dude.

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7. No matter how awful this guy is, the girl who retweeted it is worse.

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8. That’s probably not how you should be using a car wash, but knock yourself out.

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9. This is why other countries hate us.

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10. Oh, sweetie.

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11. Nope, that’s not how that is used.

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12. … you know what, not lighting up is probably the right decision for this guy.

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13. Please, someone find this girl and make her wear a helmet so she doesn’t bump into things.

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14. Let’s just pretend her bag accidentally flipped over while she was using it correctly.

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Chuckle Factor : Two adorable little girls write list of “boyfriend rules,”

Sorry Bieber, you're not boyfriend material, according to girls' funny 'boyfriend rules'

Jessica Dukes TODAY contributor

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When a mom from Sudbury, Massachusetts, tweeted her daughters’ list of “boyfriend rules,” the Internet paid attention. Equal parts wise (he should "make you laugh") and hilarious ("don't pick your nose"), the list was inspired by none other than Justin Bieber, according to mom Gabrielle, who asked that her family’s last name not be used to protect their privacy.
Blaire (age 6) is “Bieber-obsessed,” according to mom, but older sister Brooke (age 9) is always reminding her that Biebs is not boyfriend material. “I suggested that Brooke make a list of the qualities that she thinks may be important in a FUTURE boyfriend — I joke with them that they aren't allowed to have boyfriends until they are 25,” Gabrielle told TODAY Moms.
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